Of course, they aren’t building an SUV. They are designing a Lifted HyperEnhanced Performance Electric Hybrid Utility Experience Vehicle by MSO (TM). LHEPEHUEV. Yeah. Totally not an SUV...

Land on destroyers in high seas, check.

Hell, you could put Chevy badges on and nobody would know the difference. They’d still talk shit about the interior, too.

What????

I guess today is cynical hipster day at Jalopnik.

As a Bay Area native, you also missed the best part of the time traveling during the movie!

2. Go to work as a cop and then tell us again, you asshat.

I signed in for the first time in over a year to “Star” this comment. That was amazing. Thank you.

Q: What do you get when you put $4700 into a $2300 Crown Vic?

The guards had been diverted with a clever ruse of Girl Scouts offering cookie samples. I had a few minutes before their sweet tooths (teeth? That’ll have to be a question for the scholars) were satisfied.

Damn, what is wrong with you.

Wonderful fucking timing Lockheed!! I just purchased a SR-71 last month! You know what, fuck the 72. I’m just going to wait for the 73.

Not just a 911, but a gt3 in the snow. My hero.

you never had it! you never had your car!

CP for me. Appears the air bags have been deployed.

I’m willing to bet most of these people who disapprove of your opinion on the matter, Jason, are those who don’t live somewhere it gets cold enough.

True on flat ground, but on a slope you will continue traveling downward after landing, minimizing Delta v. People have landed jumps from well over 100 feet on skis.

That’s a Kia, not an Infiniti.

Now you know why they named it the Soarento.