Yeah, I immediately thought he was going to get hit by another car.

That’s why I always huff the fuel nozzle for a few minutes before filling up to make sure its hi-test. You can never be too safe.

They filled their tanks with imMobil, am I right?

There are no lenses in her glasses.

She’s looking at the director, while thinking can I spit this out NOW?!

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I agree with this assessment but, I do not see this as a valid reason for such a sloppy finish. I realize it seems like a childishly high standard.. I just could not personally leave an instillation is such a halfassed state. Someone was either: Payed too much and performed poorly or payed too little and the results…

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I mean, obviously, Kristen is unique, interesting, and significant, but your advice is very relevant to the rest of us.

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They could not bother with wire management for 150 million? WTF..

Gross. I’ll pass.

Of course, they aren’t building an SUV. They are designing a Lifted HyperEnhanced Performance Electric Hybrid Utility Experience Vehicle by MSO (TM). LHEPEHUEV. Yeah. Totally not an SUV...

Land on destroyers in high seas, check.

Hell, you could put Chevy badges on and nobody would know the difference. They’d still talk shit about the interior, too.

What????

I guess today is cynical hipster day at Jalopnik.

As a Bay Area native, you also missed the best part of the time traveling during the movie!

2. Go to work as a cop and then tell us again, you asshat.

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