I’d F that 40!

Thanks for COTD! You could say I was in a very Gordon Ramsay mood this afternoon.

I know Tom responded with a perfectly reasonable response, but on behalf of all of Jalopnik’s readership, I wanted to extend our deepest sympathies that you had to read about the same car twice in a 12-month period.

Give the cop a great first impression - car off and keys in plain sight on the dash board, cabin light on so everything is well-lit, window completely down, and both hands on the steering wheel. Above ALL things, an officer wants to feel comfortable approaching your vehicle and talking to you. If you put him at ease…

That video got a little tiring towards the end. It was treading so well, rolling along and then it came to a screeching halt.

That’s the same face I make when I eat too many tacos and wake up at 4am.

Hi. I’m here to tell my Mercury Tracer story. It is not a happy one.

Where you would buy ice, so that you could drive it home.

Nuttin Tu It, But Tu Du It.

i’m ntu it.

She really gave him the D

When you’re coming up on someone on the highway, and they’re too afraid to use cruise control, and instead of being steady with their foot, their speed fluctuates between 65-85, and I’m forced to pass you 6 times because every time I pass you, you speed up top 85 and then pass me and then slow down to 65, or I’m stuck…

“Fuck anyone who commits any form of sexual assault.”

The-price-of-the-car-is-less

None of this story makes sense... it has to be “fake”.

I have to ask, because this was a topic before, and also due to what I saw coming from Easter vacation. What is it about Mass/Boston drivers that makes them so terrible at driving? I saw this guy in a Ford Escape with Mass tags, pass on the right, get in front of me, due to me leaving enough room for a motorcyclist.…

Damn impressive. Mustangs can only crash once. Corvettes can crash multiple times. Scary. Kinda like hornets. They can sting multiple times.

So “rate” means “speed” and “speed” means “rate”. I’m going to “speed” your post as “pedantic”.

Old money.

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.