I feel like the BIGGEST creep when I check for manual or auto.

I’ve been curious before, but I also know better than to touch. Plus, it looks like you might be getting ready to break into it or steal it. I feel weird about looking through windows to check if cars are stick or auto.

a whales vagina

Ryan’s mind is going to be so blown when Uber finally goes public at some huge valuation. It will be even more blown when they are still around in 20 years. The Uber hate is getting soooooo old, and you don’t understand the economics of a growth company in which velocity is dictated by burn rate and funding rounds,…

“Don’t quote me... I would imagine it immobilizes the output of the transmission so that the torque converter can spin faster without sending torque to the rear wheels.”

Erin is a badass auto-journo from the Motor City who just landed a sweet gig on this fine website, managing its staff of upstanding highly functional people and Jason Torchinsky.

Everyone else has poured $30,000 in parts and tools to keep theirs running.

Based on what everyone else drives, she must be the highest paid person at Jalopnik if she can buy a 20k car.

Being the parent of a kid who turns 3 tomorrow, I have to say, I am going against the grain on the advice out there. Obviously a balance between activities and “iPad use or screen time” or whatever is needed. But there are so many parental experts (mostly old people) who advise against letting young kids use iPads or…

I really love that he made a correct one specifically for you. It’s either really touching, or I’m unusually emotional today. Maybe both!

How was this not on Jalopnik?

Bump-her.

I will disclose that I do like GMT’s with lots of motor though...

Tokyo Drift was the best FATF. Don’t @ me. You can comment though.

I’m holding out for the 2019 Jeep Demonhawk.

Dude at least put up a NSFW warning before posting those.

Our friends at The Drive point out that this particular road is not in the most ideal condition for high-speed runs. Had Garza lost control of his Hellcat at this speed, the likely results would have been tragic for him and his two friends.

How about a joke. How about I don’t want a secondhand one. How about at this point in my life I have better things to do with my money than buy a vehicle that I do like very much but is probably not worth spending that much money on. How about any number of fucking things that don’t fucking concern you, you cunt?

Actually I’m well over my quota for the week, but I figured this would be a fun little post for the weekend. Sorry you had to suffer through it.