Dat sign placement doe

Media Intern: Sir! This Wikipedia article says that fighter jets sometimes hold two people!

Evel Knievel was smart enough to get paid for this.

Everybody lies about the actual length and girth of their rods anyway.

Asshole before and after prison.

Ms. Barber,

I’d rather sit in leather-lined Scandinavian comfort than listen to those with prejudiced statements fail to support their unsolicited opinions.

You should get COTD, but you won’t and it’s a damn shame.

Your username is one letter off.

If tossing a salad behind a truck on the side of the highway is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

He needs to Romaine in the cab if he’s going to do this.

Hey you asked

Because their victims don’t press charges.

I have many cars, but I keep 6 at my house. This is how I’ve crafted my fleet:

“I mean how many Koenigseggs have been produced? 100? 200 maybe? I’m sure he can remember the names and faces of every person who has bought one.”

Actually it could derail at lower speeds if there is a ice buildup underneath the snow, up to the top of the rail. I’m a train engineer, and actually have derailed 2 times because of ice over the rail (extremely low speed in our rail yard). And to Go Pats! We can see if its covering the rail, but it is kinda hard to…

Congratulations, Mr. DrDDay and Mr. goat 7 (don’t star me, i mean it), on COTD! My award to you is a Koenigsegg which this lovely lady will deliver soon if she remembers where it’s parked.

“Driver offered me water and asked what music I wanted to listen to, but we later exploded into a fireball of death and pain. ***”

Or: Why do broke people sign up for stuff that gives them money? /s

⭐⭐⭐⭐ Didn’t reach destination, but the trip was 🔥