Some irrational Audi fan boy will snap these up and park them in the backyard where they will sit for 10 years only to be hauled to the junkyard by a pissed off ex-wife who got the house in the divorce.

What are you talking about? The red one is a manual.

I thought the Limo was very well designed and executed, but the design language really struck me as Cadillac and not Chrysler. And to be honest Chrysler might not be around in 2029.

That’s what happens when you change the radio dial to AM.

This deserves more stars.

Doesn’t he already have a cool, reliable ride that he can cruise around California in?

Big bucks!

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This comment is vastly understarred...

That lovely lady will deliver this Lamborghini to you as soon as you make the best comment of the day.

I have friends who have worked on contention teams. Not, big huge names with massive sponsors but that next level down of guys running alcohol drag car with minimal sponsors who are knocking on the door. I know last year the team they work with managed to win class at an event and wound up in an post race ESPN…

Why do you assume she would not listen to some mostly very good advice from the staff and readership? Your overall tone seems a tad condescending....

How many times do I have to say it? BMW turn signals work fine and get used all the time, they just flash in colors that the peasants can’t perceive.

This is why I love Jalopnik.

Or... OR... well, OK, I don’t see a 3rd row... but it is for sale

“Oh, no. Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to eat at Taco Bell on the way here...”

She looks like she really needs to go to the bathroom.

Congratulations, Mr. YukaCL, on COTD! My award to you is a Mitsubishi which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she cheers up.

you said it out loud

“Nanigans of the She- variety.” I have nothing to add; that phrase was just worth repeating.