Because the turnout thing was always bullshit. Think it through. You’re saying you believe there’s some significant group of people out there who hate Trump enough to want him impeached, but who simultaneously WON’T vote against him in 2020 if Democrats don’t impeach and then FAIL to remove him?

The thing that Pelosi’s never seemed to understand was Trump was not going to stop committing impeachable offenses. She apparently thought the Mueller investigation would either result in a clear enough case for impeachment that it would dramatically shift public opinion, or that it wouldn’t and then the issue would…

You can never hold Asia. Now Australasia, just land on Papua New Guinea and build up, build up.

I’m taking my game and going home!

He lacks sufficient attention span to play tic tac toe. Of course he never played risk. He’s a fucking idiot.

Clearly, the only game Trump ever played was Monopoly, where he was a cheating banker, tried to start with hotels on every property, and flipped the table to declare himself winner when he went bankrupt.

I live near Golden Gate Fields and I can tell you that I’m surprised it’s still open. Attendance is pretty low, and whoever owns that bayside property can make a quick fortune selling it. I don’t think that attendance is affected by concerns about the animals nearly as much as it’s just a relic of the past. Sure, the…

I know he looked good in preseason, and anyone can look good in the preseason.

You sweet summer child. 

It’s copied straight from the villainess in 80s Mexican telenovela Cuna de Lobos.

Fuck man, now you have to tearfully apologize to him while sitting next to Colin Jost. And you’re still dealing with the Ariana Grande breakup.

Peripheral issue!

Awful and tasteless. Have a star.

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

I've never met the man, but I feel safe in saying that Tom Coughlin is most likely a complete and utter asshole. 

I’ve seen a lot of this on social media lately, attacking people who mostly like Sanders and think he’s an important policy voice. There’s a lot of conspiratorial thinking, a lot of bad-faith attacks on Warren (quite a few of which have been deeply sexist), and extreme vitriol from people who clearly have nothing to…

I always found this dude interesting. If you remember how they talked about him when he was drafted (and the surrounding times), they always talked about how inspiring his story was.  Battling drug and alcohol addiction, kicked out of his father’s house, etc until he found Jesus.  Never once did they talk about this…