Lancaster, 1861-Chait?

WTF are you talking about 1861-Chait? Along with Massachusetts, Pennsylvania is one of the two pillars of the anti-slavery movement. Philly is more abolitionist than freakin’ Boston!

It’s amazing how difficult these conversations can be.

Simmons: Right.

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

Farms, corporations, and banks have always been the true welfare queens.

the butthole swiffers

Wasn’t there a game where Eli was working on a game-winning drive when he slid to stop the clock, and his slide was so bad he landed on the ball and it ended up being a game-losing fumble? 

I feel like these replies are an exercise in hot take one-upmanship until someone just fucking *dares* to try and make the case for Dave Matthews Band. And since I know you’re out there, kiddo, don’t fucking do it.

with you on Bush sucking (band and Presidents!) but dear Lord Live is a steaming heap too. I ALONE LOVVVVE YOU, get over yourself, shitbag.

I googled it after I saw your comment, and google says Fille is French for “girl”. So, still not great, but at least better than Filly

Fille is the french word for girl and, depending on the context, female.

For all the shit this league catches (and rightfully so) for having scumbag players suiting up every week, I’m baffled this trash bag of a human being is allowed to be employed at all in the NFL.

Admittedly, I don’t know a ton about these things but I’ve always found it weird that sportswriters get free food from the team’s they’re covering. I get that stadium food is expensive but you’d think a happy medium would be to let the press bring in food.

They’re allowed ONE.

I was talking politics with a friend this weekend who sincerely, genuinely argued that the numerous gaffes evincing Biden’s mental decline were irrelevant because the country already elected Trump.

The idea that shit-talking a candidate during a primary harms them in the general was probably never very true, and most assuredly isn’t true at all now. The overwhelming majority of people in this country know who they will vote for next November based solely on the letter by their name. Modern American elections are…

“I’d say one of the things that has kept America safe and secure for seven decades is a global network of alliances,” Coons said (less than a week after the anniversary of 9/11, I might add).

Maybe his conversion therapy buddies can pray him back onto the field sooner.

hurt, suspended, or in Cleveland