Old guys have been saying analytics will kill baseball, and I think even they would agree they were talking metaphorically. This dude is literally advocating for less baseball games because analytics don’t even need games to get the numbers. So I guess all the old guys yelling at clouds were kinda right?  This asshole…

Economic anxiety

Forgot to add to my list Henry Kissinger. 

Roy Moore, baby!!!

They should call in some Gritty experts to get it peer reviewed. Probably could find some swimming in some dumpster somewhere.

I kept waiting for a discussion about the fan clubs making new members roll around on top of an ant hill until they start hallucinating from the stings.

I for one hope that the perpetrators are cot. 

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

Only 40 years?

I’m a Bears fan, I only drafted kickers

You may know Rip’s daughter Rita from her numerous narrowly-averted attempts at galactic domination.

Headed up I-95 the other day, and there is a billboard for your favorite 60’s pop bands on tour, hosted by none other than Peter Noone, whose face adorns the ad. That guy got into something good, and never got out. Also, yeah, when Roger Hodgson went touring as SuperTramp, opened by REO Speedwagon, just a few years’…

As a member of the International Order of Red Noses/Fraternal Organization of Comically Small Cars, I demand you retract this statement. Don’t lump this jackass in with us. 

“Your mid-term grades have come in. Quasar Funk, you have a 1.2 grade point average. Congratulations, you’re at the top of the Kinja pledge list. Rarely Sober Insomniac, you’ve got a 0.6. Drunk and not getting any sleep is no way to go through life. CleverNameHere, 0.1 GPA. A fine example you’re setting for the others…

AND IT WASN’T OVER THEN!!!!

Exactly!

Lol at thinking naming a psychological effect is just using “big words”😂🤣😂😅🤣☺️😂☺️☺️🤛😆😆📀🤣🤣📀🤣👍😂😂☺️😅😅😂😂😌🤣😁😆😀😀😚😝😝😙😀😀😙😄😄📀😁😁📀😁😁🦷😁🦷😁😂😄😄👍😃

Imagine the mindset here: You do something, and the entire world races to say how fucking shitty and bad and dumb it is, in terms ranging from “LOL, look at this dumb fuck” to thoughtful critiques explaining in great detail why what you did was bad. And your response to the entire world uniting against you is not even…