You don’t think they have a young demo? Then why do you think all their advertisers are reverse mortgages, life insurance, gold/silver and mypillow? Obviously the young hip crowd is diggity down with Fox News.

Westerhout, whom Trump had reportedly taken to calling “my beautiful beauty,” had been with the administration since the president first took office

If there’s room for honest-to-god 1950s nuclear proliferation takes at the Times then surely there’s room for a Staff Hard Seltzer Clawrespondent

That’s the reason Idina Menzel—a huge star on Broadway but not necessarily a household name TV/Movie actress—got cast in Frozen, and the reason why it paid off a zillion times over.

To be fair, as an Eagles fan, I truly hate the Cowboys more than any team except the Eagles.

I’m mad that I’m just now reading this article and seeing this gem of a comment. Needs waaaaaaaaaaay more stars.

Not afflicted with the small bone?  Nick Foles. 

I have to go lie down now, on account of the epicness.

That’s a great idea, but it’s getting awfully crowded up in those rafters.

This frees Andrew Luck to now pursue his true calling - streaming himself playing SimCity on Twitch

Dearest Mother,

Going to be weird not seeing him on Sundays in the fall.

“HaHa! I’m a multi-billionaire and you’re not! And I’m going to keep getting richer!” <GAKKKKKKKKK....thump>

I’m sure he would’ve traded it all for just a little bit more.

It started with her saying it’d be a nice thing for me to do for her going-away.

Hopefully his brother will take solace in the fact that the free market demanded David’s death.

does...does this mean our Big Wet Guy could make a decent middle reliever?

Missed the WYTS deadline for this year, but four weeks ago the corporate entity that I pretend to work at while they pay me a meager wage decided to bring in a celebrity speaker to get us excited about filling out our TPS reports. Being Chicago, they hired Mike Ditka. After a painful incoherant 15 minute speech, that…

I typed that out last night because I knew if I did it at work today, that I would be so worked up that I wouldn’t be able to function.  And then Barry had to be on his bullshit this morning and I ended up getting pissed off anyway.  But at least the futility of caring too much allowed me to go back and edit it down…