Here’s the rub - he’s had numerous cases of redlining in his businesses that he’s either been convicted of or settled with. There’s quantifiable proof he’s a racist.

Hellman’s Mayo, Best Foods Mayo, Beto O’Mayo, Mayor Mayo,

YOU DELETE THAT GIF RIGHT NOW.

When I managed a Starbucks in midtown Manhattan, a homeless guy got naked in the bathroom, ran around the store, ran outside the store for a while, came back in, lay down in front of the drink pick up area, then locked himself in the bathroom for 20+ minutes and then emerged dressed. I called the cops like 4 times and…

I think I could get further in the city naked rather than in the suburbs. There’s like 30 people shot in Chicago every day, car jackings, muggings, other naked crazies furiously swinging their dick back and forth so it hits their thighs making a slapping noise, for them to worry about you. You get a somewhat crowded…

Either one of which makes him the ideal candidate in the eyes of this administration. That he checks-off both boxes makes Donny spend a little extra quality time with the hand lotion between tweets ...

My wife teaches at an elementary school in Ohio where some kids don’t eat all weekend. This will hurt those kids. Of course, all of their parents are Trump supporters.

Small price to pay as far as the GOP is concerned.

Just the poor ones the Republicans want to stunt the development of.

I think Roth’s last scenario is the most plausible: Stroman is the second pitcher.

I mean seriously, I’m never gonna side with Trump on anything, but this is Al Sharpton we’re talking about. Remember Tawana Brawley?

Nick, your writing has been one of the best things going on this site; I actually think you may have saved the best for last with your recent story on Kamala Harris, which IMO was phenomenal. I don’t blame you for getting out of here - it looks like the current ownership may actually be even worse than Univision - but…

Objectively good commenters:

Yeah, bringing in Arians usually has the opposite effect. 

The NFL is so average. It seems like every year the leagues collective win-loss is right at .500

Respectfully, I have two cheers for this sentiment.

Unpopular opinion here, but if you wanted the Democrats to have other options beyond calling Mueller to testify YOU SHOULD HAVE ELECTED MORE OF THEM TO THE SENATE.