Whatever you’re paying that graphics guy, it’s not enough. 

The Mets in trade talks with the Yankees

Countercounterpoint: Do some dang trades!

They’re getting offers but they refuse to give up their best prospect.

“I refuse to eat unless this meal is cooked, served, cut into bits, and fed into my mouth by a butler in my bed.”

It’s not clear to me how getting Mueller to make some public statements about his report that ran clearly counter to Trump’s characterization of it hurts anyone, and I haven’t seen anyone saying they thought this would be some Aaron Sorkin monologue-esque moment where Mueller scored a fatality on Trump’s Presidency…

...rules of the game are who ever yells the loudest and gets the reddest wins.

Please use its proper name, a masterbatoreum.

Kid dies trying to become an Islander. Garth Snow signs him to 15 year contract.

that’s a jerk-off station

“I hope they let him race at the Tokyo Olympics and continue talking shit to people who can’t beat him.”

That must be the real reason all their winners have pale skin. The more blood rushing to your face you show, the stronger your claim to universal, unassailable truth.

It’s all about the Benjamins.

She already has a record on FGM, and has done exactly what this reporter was asking her to do on multiple occasions.

Ani Osman-Zonneveld of the human rights group Muslims for Progressive Values asked Omar to condemn female genital mutilation (FGM).

I hope he beats this 

If you really listen, you can almost hear Ted Cruz yelling on the floor of the Senate that Congress shouldn’t raise the debt limit by one more dollar unless President Bernie Sanders promises to drop his demand for Medicare for All—or conversely, unless President Joe Biden promises not to sign a public option with…

As a Broncos fan hold my beer. We got Flacco.