“Come to my house and call me a bedbug in person” vs. why won’t the peons bow and scrape more for us?!

This is Truly something.

Giants fan and same. I have come to hate Washington because of the slur team name and Snyder’s oafish venality but if that went away I would only be left loathing the Cowboys.

Your awareness of the existence of White Claw clearly disqualifies you for the position, you plebe.

I was half-paying attention shortly before bed last night and 100% thought “Wait, Fed’s playing Nadal in the first round?!?!”

Or as it’s known in the Stephens house, “Saturday.”

It’s gonna be a real shame when OJ murders him for ruining his fantasy team.

So much for free speech on campus, eh?

The blackly funny thing about this is it mirrors an internal fight in the GOP over climate change.

I don’t care for “cancel culture” for any number of reasons, but the reality is that nobody gets canceled.

So, they’re worried people will take seriously bad-faith astroturf propaganda from right-wingers that they themselves get taken in by all the fucking time!

Let’s remember some foods.

It’s really the Earl Morrall of the story.

... no.

I’m surprised to find out she’s a Hitchens fan, but go off, kween.

What a shame. He died before he achieved his lifelong dream of [checks notes] being even fucking richer.

+1 (point for a punt)

However, the writer did appear to be knowledgeable, which is a potential downside, according to a recent survey I saw.

Related question: Why would Fox News put money toward a professional journalism conference? Especially one named “Excellence in Journalism”?

Nope, very wet brain, but otherwise arid to the point of being desiccated.