The First Amendment states “Congress shall make no law...” which means there is no federal law at all!

Ah, so climate change doesn’t exist. CHECKMATE, CALIFORNIA LIBTARDS

I appreciate the sticking to sports here, but by becoming an expert at “The Claw” you’ve become just another knowledgable writer, which I said I hated on the reader survey.

Conservatives: FREE SPEECH IS SACROSANCT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And conservatives are all about bringing people together ... in camps.

“What’s A Catch 2: The Clap Back” starring Kyler Murray, Ed Hochuli and Roger Goodell.

Ah, yes, the timeless conservative argument of “NUH HUH.” Devastating.

Nothing is richer than Trump telling anyone to go get more exercise. 

I know this is rhetorical but a big part of what Shapiro is getting paid for is a lack of self-reflection. It takes a certain type of person to keep saying how delicious that boot is.

He died how he lived.

King John: “Here’s the Magna Carta.”

I do get it: Bad times can lead to change and the Dems are lousy at gaining and using power and often limit themselves by fighting for scraps instead of fighting for a better meal altogether.

... you have my sword, Titan.

I think you mistook my meaning: I said *IF* they were Republicans they would do the politically expedient thing no matter the cost.

“It only meant Europeans” but also “European immigrants had it worse than any others, including blacks and native peoples”

For a variety of reasons, I suspect a recession is in the cards even if this sleight of hand occurs.

The word “hero” gets tossed around a lot, but ...

Paul’s letter to the Corinthians: “Guys, we gotta move more merch.”

Surprised that it wasn’t one of Clemens’ kids: Kody, Kasper, Kooper, KKK, Karmen, Korias, K’tucky or Kor. 

That but instead of words just increasingly frantic and wild hand gestures.