TIL that “Fredo” is “like the n-word for Italians”

“So y’all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause they’re hoggin’ everybody out here.”

“And, lo, the Lord Jesus did say to Paul, ‘Please do not take my father’s name in vain, Paul for he never shuts up about it at family dinner,’ and Paul was shamed, promising only to use the F word instead.”

Nah, this isn’t Highlander — there’s room for everyone on this corner!

To: Canadian Embassy

OK, you’re right, the Theisman game happened when I was pretty young so I guess that counts against my statement.

As a Giants fan: The Redskins and the Giants have played each other about 600 times in my lifetime and they’ve never once played an interesting or exciting game.

Terrorists always end up using human shields.

I’m gonna need to hear her mixtape before I have an opinion on this.

A million percent this. People *shouldn’t* need photos, but it should be quite clear that many people don’t have the natural empathy where they can put themselves in someone else’s shoes just on imagination.

Mm, sounds like someone doesn’t like the polling coming out of Iowa today.

I’d be so completely owned — pWn3d even — if Fox News went off the air.

You just hate to see it. Thoughts and prayers.

It’s odd, I haven’t seen the story about the arrests of the people who hired these undocumented immigrants.

“Hi, I’m concerned my young, immature son has a deadly weapon he can’t handle.”

You can’t stop John Sterling, you can only hope to contain him.

While he’s a soulless monster, I’d actually be OK with him killing off the presidential photo op. They’re dumb as hell.

I know Wenger is gone, but his legacy of only signing attacking midfielders no matter the team’s need shall live on forever.

The best part is he’s gonna moralize to himself that he’s right *because* the “Twitter mob” came after him, because as we all know racists and people who point out other people’s racism are morally equivalent.