Heard he became a detective with the Miami PD.

Welp, looks like I finally have a clever name for my account.

This is really gonna hurt the rewatch value of “The Bourne Supremacy”

“Actually, I don’t exist.”

Yeah, this is less about the quality of Burger King and their police work with a suspect (albeit one who confessed immediately and proudly and left behind an orgy of evidence) and more to your point: a non-white suspect NEVER gets that treatment. It’s only bad cop and murderous cop for them.

Yeah, the only way Kobe belongs in a sentence with Jordan or LeBron is “Kobe is not nearly as good as Jordan or LeBron.”

Way to drop Kobe into a discussion of far better players that he has no business being in. You really forced it in the backdoor — just like Kobe!

It’s funny that everyone immediately went to loud phone conversations, when I meant that *AND* Netflix/music/apps/notifications too!

Any loud phone use should be a war crime.

But this is how venture capital works: A startup grows and grows and grows, or gives the illusion of growth, counting on the big payoff at the end. Until and if it reaches that payoff, it needs to keep bringing in investor money, and investors only want to invest in businesses that are, or at least present as,…

Dylan Roof got Burger King after mowing down a black church.

In Disappointing But Unsurprising Move, New York Times Takes Oft Untruthful President At His Word

“You cannot be a white supremacist and be normal in the head. These are sick people.”

“In conclusion, America is a land of contrasts.” 

Now, now, I know people are gonna slag on this comment and the unironic use of the word “sheeple” but you’re absolutely right. Bernie’s “Medicare For All or we’ll kill you” slogan and Liz Warren’s “Economic Justice or DEATH” rally chants concern me too.

Yeah, but we can elect Joe Biden and he’ll be able to work with these people because [soul explodes as I crumple into a bloody heap]

That’s incredible!

That goddamn Lügenpresse at it again. 

Homelessness solution: Give people homes.

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