I was at that show. Wild night. 

They’d also vote for a woman, too! Just not that woman. Or that one. Definitely not that one. Or her, ugh.

I’m almost disappointed that nobody used the “she’s not hot enough for him to finish so quickly” defense.

Everything must proceed from the knowledge that the Indians were not going to re-sign Bauer after his contract is up after next season. They are not willing to spend money, and, a lesser but still real motivator, Bauer is a headache.

You can put me in the cold ground before I’ll even open that bottle of “mayochip” Karen.

“They use it almost when they run out of things to criticize you—they say ‘he’s a racist, he’s a racist. Now, in some cases it’s true, there are people that are racist, bad people.”

There are only three lanes:

This is 100% a location question.

I’m always so confused by how celebrity-obsessive people are impressed by celebrities being “just like normal people.” Like, do you not know any normal people whose lives you could check in on or what?

TIL: Hamilton Nolan is the ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER of Duval County.

It’s weird the headline didn’t just say “Republican” and be done with it.

I don’t recall learning about the “Do what the man on television says to do” form of government, but I don’t like it.

Yeah, this is one of the saddest things (non-gutter racism division, of course) about this political era: I think some of these people have legitimate economic concerns about their future and their kids’ future that neither party is addressing competently — but they’re selling out that future for promises Trump…

I don’t recall Jesus applying means testing to his loaves and fishes, no.

Is he aware that this would impact white kids too, or ...

Daniel Jones, or as he’s known west of the Rockies: Best Foods.

It would be very Metsian for them to get Stroman as part of a larger plan that falls through and they accidentally contend for a wild card spot.

You mean his advocacy for a young black woman who he felt had been sexually assaulted and then not taken seriously in a notoriously racist justice system that’s still, 30+ years later, notoriously racist?

Hates Whites & Cops!

Did the Mets just ... win ... win a trade?