Stay home, nerd.

Stephen A. Smith: “Skip, there’s no way this guy should have had to wait this long for a new job! He’s great at what he does! And sexual harassment is no big deal, right, no big deal!”

The Nazis were somehow able to keep track of millions of people in the 1930s and yet neo-Nazis can’t keep track of a few thousand in the Excel era? SMDH, way to fail your heroes.

Can someone who voted for Chastity Gooch-Fant in any round explain why that name is good? Because I’m still confused.

I have a memo here that shows 81 different violations committed by Ms. Gooch-Fant against Rev. Butt that would change the result.

Yeah, this.

“The Rockets, on no less than seven occasions, did likeable things that were ignored by commenter Buldops, Mr. Buldops, including...”

Seriously, if you’ve lost Ernst you might be too nuts for InfoWars.

Not to get all serious in a Funbag comment section, but when reading the letter from the soon-to-be-father: the reality is that the world is better today than it ever has been before. Not a little better, either; it’s a hugely, wildly, amazingly better place than it has ever been before.

The cause is unclear, but the San Diego Union-Tribune reported yesterday that BCA had been missing lease payments to its Mexico-based signal operator for the station.

Huh, a Republican against people voting? Why, I never!

Erik Prince and Betsy DeVos are the Manning brothers of white-collar crime.

Nowadays, everybody wanna talk
Like they got somethin’ to say
But nothin’ comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Al Horford

I said without saying the real reason!

I would, just once, like to hear a right-winger explain WHY the Jews are so important to them without giving the game away as to the real reason.

Hi, please help, who do I root for on this one?

Oh, 100%. They’d be shooting each other dirty looks on the court by tip-off on opening night.

Sure, trade in aggressive af Draymond for passive-aggressive af Kyrie. That should go very smoothly for everyone.

Sounds about white.

Senior Bowl MVP 2017: Davis Webb