As Giants fan, I knew we were gonna take him. I just was not ready for him at 6. It’s astoundingly dumb, even for a dipshit like Gettleman.

Jones has all the right attributes: Will, Height, Intelligence, Tenacity, Eye-hand coordination.

But, but, but everything was better* back in the 50s, Albert!

Agreed, my bigger concerns with this concept are how it would work, because you just know there’s gonna be some prisons in Mississippi that will magically be voting 100% for the Republican candidate.

My father-in-law occasionally grouses that he can’t believe nobody’s taken a shot at Trump yet and I always have to remind him: The people who would are his supporters.

I wish she were stronger on health care, but for the moment, I hope your headline becomes fact in 2020.

Somewhere, Perkins waitresses are eying each other nervously.

Republicans gonna Republican.

Why doesn’t the ayatollah just go the Kim Jong-Un route and tell Trump he looks thin and handsome with luscious hair on Twitter?

Lastly: Wanna know something that would help people move up from a lower class to a higher one more than a booming stock market? AVAILABLE HEALTH CARE.

Yeah, I agree with that except people like you keep going “BUH BUH WHAT ABOUT TEH INVESTORS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?” when those of us who are interested in change bring it up. They’re gonna be fine.

Yeah, see, the thing is, every good political and societal change is going to be bad for investors. Every last one. Tackling climate change? It’s gonna be lousy for investors. Fixing health care? Same.

You’re absolutely right. People who struggle to afford health care are no doubt a huge majority of the health care investor market.

The Brain is regrettable omission and one which shames me, my children, and my children’s children (should human beings still be here by that point.)

Brains, ranked:

Guns’ ‘N’ Roses “Use Your Collusion Delusion” is gonna whip ass when it comes out in 2031.

*ahem* BLACK President was a KENYAN former SHARIA law professor

Cause land doesn’t vote. People do. If your idea is unpopular with a majority of people, you shouldn’t get bonus points for living in the middle of nowhere when we vote on it.

Hi, hello, I have Brexit on line one for you.

I sincerely apologize on their behalf for your discomfort. Them wanting to get paid for their job is gross and rude and just embarrassing.