Southwest Airlines Commercial Idea #459

lol, I will take transparent rationalization for $200 Alex.

This pointless pettiness pleases Sergio’s ghost greatly. 

I assume that was some form of performance art from a frustrated Jet’s fan. 6/10 effort. No meantion of “TB12" or “Tommy” or anything worshipful about Belicheck. Fake Pat’s Fan for sure.

In the Patriot fan’s defense, [long pause]  I got nothing.

Beating the “Greatest Show on Turf” as one of the biggest underdog winners in Superbowl history was great. 20 years of suffering and getting over that awful 1985 loss to humanity’s worse people (and Walter Payton, who was awesome) was a high point of me caring for football and sport. The last five years helped me final…

“If I say its Hamilton’s fault for divebombing Vettel mid-apex they won’t let me back in the Mercedes garage. . .”

Pats Fan: Umm, it was Baltimore- right?  Bland team, good defense.  Dumb coaches.  Yeah Baltimore seems right.

That’s a Code Brown, and the racing suit will need a good hosing out as well. . .

Pro Tennis is so sleazy

Contra: Gulf is completely washed at this point and has been overused to cliche status.

And Farmers was there to insure it (shows plaque say “Ursidae Disasterae”)

Yeah, but Virginia would then shoot him into the sun from that jail. 

If he did that in Virginia, he would be in jail. 

Honda Element, Subaru Outback, Subaru Forester- just look at the parking lot of any bike race. Tons of them. 

My cat’s new name is the sound of the cat food bag.

As a Virginia alum, this is how they suck you in. Then BAM- you’re watching them lose to some random team at home they paid to be there. Plus all the 16 seed jokes.  So many jokes. . .

Deterrence- you can’t buy back your customize hoopty if we crush it, so pay yo taxes.  Plus they already bought the bulldozer. . . 

Hah, as a tough manly man, nothing makes me cry!

No full size pickups? Shenanigans.