The Chipolte app keeps crashing lol- nice job Chipolte corporate.

Braking System: Oh yeah, Hold My Beer. . . .

Alt title: I wanted one in the worst way, and I certainly got it that way.

Found it: Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

Pretty sure that was a Monty Python thing

If its not numbers matching, sure go nuts.  If it has 200k, also go nuts.  Otherwise please save the s14s!

Needs some Yakkety Sax

Just walk quietly away. I did it first from fantasy, then from the rest. I will watch socially with others at parties and such but I simply don’t really care. Awful owners, worse “leadership” and you are literally watching people loaded with PEDs and painkillers given each other CTE. Hell most people care more about…

Jealousy is unbecoming. . . .

Its always a pickup truck it seems. . .

Big ole Dope violates Doping rules because he’s using too much of the Dope that doesn’t make you faster, but does make Taco Bell sounds like a great idea. 

But its a Corgi! And he’s wearing a vest!

[BONG]

The answer is clear, Ferrari 258 Italia

Its getting dusty in here. . .

This is the “Spite Fence” of trades, by BOTH teams. 

I feel like this is the pre-Intervention “we should have known something was very wrong” stage.

Buyer: Its just a Grand Sport, its not that fast.

Is. . . . he at the early on-set stage of dementia? His documented inability to focus and grasp details. His speaking style. The laughably terrible physicals (one he wrote himself). Maybe Putin doesn’t have a Pee Tape, he has his tax returns and physical. Would not be the first time in White House history a serious…

The Rod Bearings are probably neck and neck with the VANOS for what is going to kill your checking account first.  Note- I bet the dealer is clearing codes rather than fixing any issues.  Part of the VALUE DIRECT program. . .