And he’ll be flying home, regardless of cost.
Someone with no kids voluntarily joining a two-day road trip with a family that includes 1- and 4-year-olds is one of the craziest fucking things I’ve ever heard. After about hour eight, he’ll probably call ahead to a urologist in Florida and schedule a vasectomy before even returning home to Chicago.
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LOL “BETTER DRIVER PAY” so I can afford to pay for my $70k Yukon XL Denali
Ah yes, good ol’ AAA TripTiks.
All the “Mine” Cards (or rather their sleeves) have the same top corner bent, all the “Tower” Cards have the same kink on the bottom right. The Damage starts and ends on those cards and doesn’t appear on others, so it’s not actually wear & tear. Being able to see what your next draw is lets you play (seemingly) riskier… Read more
Seriously, that’s the most saccharine thing that’s ever been written at Deadspin, and also by far the most frightening. Get well Drew.
Global Entry is the best thing if you travel internationally. You simply can’t put a price on skipping customs and baggage lines after an 8+ hour flight. I think it’s a five year membership so I suppose you can cancel the card and reapply years later.