That's liquid despair.

But it can't all be perfect, because Audi needs you to keep you complaining. The A3 TDI comes only with a six-speed automatic. You'll be able to get the optional Bang & Olufsen sound system, but Quattro appears to be off the menu.

Reminds me of F1 right now. Which isn't good.

Audi's trying to claw back some of the Porsche makes absurd profit on each car market for itself.

Or its showing off the Subaru aftermarket parts catalog.

And what happens to all of those 2014 models? Enterprise has already agreed to purchase them for their three rental car brands.

Fortunately, nothing bad has ever happened when Germans have wanted to rule the world.

Everyone was sure that the V6 Mustang would win this game, but it's the V6 Camaro that offers an ever-so-slightly better horsepower deal. That's not to say it offers more performance, since both these cars are beaten by a Mopar...

Of all the hot hatchbacks on sale today, you get the most power for your dollar out of the torque-steer-your-arms-off Mazda. A Fiesta ST is $109/HP and a Focus ST is $94/HP, if you're curious.

If you get the value yourself, the dealer will not know. You can go in and get their offer independently. But seeing they are taking inventory risk on it, they probably will only offer Manheim values for it. My GTP beat Manheim (so its basically a back door incentive plan).

three more dull races of Mercs riding off the front to win by 25+ seconds and we may miss 2013 (where the pre-tire swap races were actually really good).

Yes, I called Subaru to get the value for my BRZ as I was interested in the new WRX STI. They give you a fixed value (mine was a couple hundred buck higher than expected) for your trade. Your dealer loves it, as Subaru backs that number so they are not on the hook. There is a VIN punch in option on the Subary…

If Redbull did it, people would say they were cheating. Then again we are 3 more wins in a row by Merc before F1 fans turn on them. F1 fans are the best.

noooo, my moneys!

Still a nice car, and Subaru has the guaranteed trade-in program.

A buyer making a dealer suffer? Insert Soviet Russia joke here. . . .

My valet shoved away some of the piles of money I use to shield my eyes from all the gold-reflections in my home and placed an iPad in front of me. On it was a clip of Pat Robertson talking about how Jews never tinker with cars, and how we're too busy polishing diamonds. Finally! Someone understands!

Pretty sure the people this ad appeals to can't actually afford a $38k new car.

I will take publicity stunts for $1000 Alex

Some argue the Saab version was actually better.