“A lot of YouTube journalists have just lost one hell of a lot of credibility,”

I’m looking at that picture up top and I can’t remember an image of him looking so spent and beaten. Melania, on the other hand, looks like she just got out of jail.

Did you mean ‘smarmy’?

Idea: de-aged Jon Voight as young Wonka.

Giuliani: Murder for Hire

I immediately thought she was pregnant before I even read what this story was about?? To me it’s like the “pregnancy, my center of gravity is different” stance.

So did she get water on it? If that’s what happened, then Ben Shapiro was right to warn us about the dangers of WAP.

I suspect that weird posture and black dress are intended to hide the fact that she’s put on a lot of weight in the past couple of years.

“Koul did some research and learned that the 1,200-calorie diet originated in Europe in the late 19th century.”

Which is why Europeans immigrated to America; where they could eat.

Wow. As a Spin alum (#humble-brag: I’m in the March 1998 issue!), I can tell you the disdain for Ivanka over on Lexington Avenue was palpable. Inspired hours of Chlöe Sevigny-caliber eye-rolling. Good memories of a vapid gal.

“I’m Jewish, so I know the pain of discrimination. I’m from a broken home, so I understand latchkey kids and the importance of family. My father was bankrupt 3 times and is now in jail and my father in law was in jail for years. I lost my job in 2021 and my husband can’t pay the mortgage on his business. My…

Dude I’ve never heard of before is having a bad week. 

“This prenup is rendered null and void if either spouse, while President of the United States, incites an armed insurrection in an attempt to overturn the results of a legitimate election in order to install a permanent white supremacist ethnostate” is actually a pretty standard prenup clause.

He looks like the meth head version of Chip Gaines.

The only part of High Fidelity that holds up?? I feel bad for you :( 

The most delectable tidbit going around is that Alec Baldwin wanted to date Salma Hayek when she played his girlfriend on 30 Rock, she turned him down, and Hilaria somehow knew this so she faked the Spanish persona and had a restaurant owner friend arrange a “meet cute” at a restaurant Alec and Hilaria both frequented.

I always thought re inventing yourself was about changing careers, changing lifestyle habits, becoming healthy, losing weight, working out, learning a new skill, etc. not lying about where you were born and using a half assed accent some of the time to appear to be an exotic lady when you’re the daughter of New…

Kristen Wiig beating the shit out of a cat caller was basically my fantasy come to life.

I actually LOVED Max. He is maybe the first Latino to be in a big superhero movie as a main character, and the fact that they focused on how his experience as a 1st generation American shaped his personality felt extremely personable to me. Anyone who has ever been made fun of for bringing ethnic food to school as a…