Forgot to feed my starter for a few days so todays bread project was moved til Monday

I heard when she was married to Nickeback soulpatch that they had an agreement they would stay sober when they were apart. Like just in case one of them forgot they were married. I wonder if she had a similar agreement with her other ex and if she does with this guy

no no, Avril Levigne is a persona. She’s really JonBenet Ramsay, she just doesn’t want to make a big thing about it and have it overshadow her music.

She is terrorizing me with the ill-fitting dress

I think very few ppl who already had kids decided they wanted to have MORE kids after having them at home for the past 300+ days. Or am I projecting??

fight fight fight!

this is so stupid and amazing it has to be true

well if it helps one time I thought I was getting my period early and cramping in ~weird way~ and it turns out I was pregnant! So maybe theres hope?

I was expected to bring a dessert to Thanksgiving at my husbands familys house when I had a 5 week old....that was fun. Don’t even remember what it was because my waking hours were basically a fever dream at that point

cat fight!

they don’t want her back!!! ( i know she is not Russian)

well yeah thats where the wings are from

he is a total Joker and I feel like does not have the charisma/personality to pull of what is probably supposed to be another Batman Trilogy

Huh ok didn’t know about the not reusing the lids thing.....what if you just use the lids & jars to store things like bbq sauce and tomato sauce? I mean I’m not dead yet....

I can’t wait for the Lifetime original movie titled “I got the Rona from Ronna”

Yes so true! I think mine said soda? SOO-DA SOOOO-DA

he arrived late because he knew he was positive, he knew they wouldn’t let him in otherwise so basically did it “on his honor” which- REALLY??? who would approve that??

Texas T!

Yes agree and they both got way skinnier. I also want to include Renee Zellweger into this trio

shorts sleeves and a button unbuttoned? SCANDALOUS