Hoo brother. I’m sorry for Cat Cora. My ex has spent the past 14 years (!!!!) cyber stalking me, taking me to court (the latest over an anonymous blog I have, that he found, and printed out—all 1,000 pages apparently, and also my entire Twitter feed—and put into a 3 ringed binder to convince a custody court that I am…

Also, they will have an affair.

Are Kate Winslet and Adele the same person? Am I the only one who thinks that they somehow share the same essence?

This. There is no way Bradley remembers dates like that. Source: my experience with every man I have ever dated or known, also, weed.

Yeah, I can tell ya he had no idea it was their former anniversary

Caity’s restaurant reviews were legendary. To this day, (well, to this day before the pandemic) when I enter a new restaurant, I’d often think, “Can I bring a doll here?” But she’s doing good for herself these days, she’s with the NY Times.

Is it still a thirst trap if the subject of the photo isn’t the poster/attention-seeking person?

This reminds me of when Dan Rather posted that thirst trap of Walter Cronkite on his boat :

I know this is old by now, but I still can't believe Gavin Newsom was married to Guilfoyle, at least he got out of that marriage on time, but still, to think she went from him to Jr, what a downgrade. 

I’ve changed the dumping ground to Spokane. Oregon is safe for now.

“The Notorious B.I.G.’s crown and love letters written by a high school-aged Tupac Shakur are being auctioned off at Sotheby’s as part of the first-ever hip-hop auction at a major international auction house.”

I hate to rag on someone’s appearance, especially since I look like Paul Giamatti and Fat Vin Diesel had a baby, but I’m pretty sure this guy is just here to fix my computer.

my thoughts on reading the segment about the mythical Latinas who fuck him and clean/cook for him: how is the bed made if he’s (presumably) still in the bed? and how does he not hear someone cleaning his house? how heavy does this guy sleep? must be cool to be a man who is a heavy sleeper because you probably don’t…

I thought Cole’s message was quite sweet. Maybe a little wordy but nothing embarrassing.

The world would be a more interesting place if Britney’s ex-husband were Jason Alexander, like I first read this, and not Jason Allen Alexander.

I’m still convinced he’s Porcheys son 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️ 

Ever since the rumors that Zac Efron was going to move to Byron Bay, I’ve convinced myself that he wants to move there to devote himself to his secret, passionate love affair with Liam Hemsworth.

My takeaway from this Dirt Bag is that t-shirts under spaghetti strap dresses are back. #ninetiesteen #ifyouworeitthefirstimearound

My ex-husband dragged ours out as his last effort to exert control over me and try to break me financially so that I had to go back to him. Instead, it solidified my decision that I had to leave him and will never go back to him.

Can we show some love for the movie star (and my imaginary lover for 35 years) having the WORST DAY, Antonio Banderas? Today is his 60th birthday - and he got diagnosed with Covid. This is especially troubling with his cardiac history (heart attack and angioplasty 2 years ago). And yes, damn it, HE SHOULD’VE WON THE…