I have loved Padma Lakshmi ever since Salman Rushdie trashed her in his autobiography. If she could handle that insufferable, solipsistic, bloviating arachnid, she can handle Becky from Instagram.

There’s no way I’m believing that Martha Stewart is that much of a lightweight that she’d be incoherent after 2 glasses of wine. I my mind, she’s be able to drink people under the table like Marion in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

She’s had one of those, set up 6'-1" off the ground, in the bedroom door since she was a teenager. Whenever Daddy, who’s 6'-4", tries to walk through the door unannounced, he knocks himself out every time.

Me isolating with my ex, two sons, a dil and 3 grand children? what was the name of the movie ‘There Will Be Blood’?

That’s not a pull-up bar.
That’s the perch Jared hangs from when he sleeps during the day.
Also notice that there are no windows in the room to let in deadly sunlight.

I think I learned that on this site, that Paltrow and Falchuk don’t live together full-time because of their approaches to parenting - that’s what I was referencing by ‘they don’t normally live together.’

I really enjoyed Conversations with Friends. Like really enjoyed it, had trouble putting it down.

It was very meh, but also upsetting (Marianne and her other boyfriends and her brother). And you just want to shake the characters. Just say what you mean! Communicate for once in your life!

I mean, some women CAN’T do both, and shouldn’t be made to feel bad about it. I’m all for Alex Morgan continuing to train (though I’m glad to hear her workouts were retooled in the later stages, likely to accommodate a growing belly and the joint-loosening hormones) if she feels like it, but I feel like “women just are…

Sounds like Lake Oswego is on a tight lockdown.

Ugh, now even Jezebel is bookending stories about amazing women with information about how fuckable they might be to a rando dude who isn’t even tangentially interesting. The male gaze is inescapable I guess.

I just walked downstairs and back up to get an apple, nbd.

Yeah, a 30 year old salt and pepper dude is to more than a decent population VERY attractive. Including me. My boyfriend is sad he’s getting white hairs and I’m like ‘PLEASE NOW YES’

Counterpoint: I went a little off the rails and bleached my hair at home from very dark to platinum blonde while in quarantine— something I NEVER would have done in the real world— and it looks... great...?

Neither “van” nor “life.” Discuss.

Hate him all you want, I bet you $100 it was the baby mama who chose that name.

Can we be done with Mario Lopez? and Marky Mark? And Hollywood fan shows, in general?

I woke up this morning really sad about being single and facing the pandemic alone.

O-Town is still a band, Ashley just isn’t in the band anymore. The other 4 members have released 2 albums in the past decade, the latest in 2019. Why talk to a former member, but not a current one?

Ooh, is one of the verified strangers a black man who the main character assumes is mentally sexually denigrating her based on absolutely no evidence?