It’s amazing how many famous people I’m not dating.

Me too! And I’m not dating Alia, either. It’s a double-whammy!

I’m in full support of people taking their shoes off when they go into someone’s home, but have to admit that it’s all fun and games until you go to someone’s house for a baby shower and the Manolo Blahniks you’ve left by the door get stolen by another guest. Then you have to get married to yourself just so you can…

Agreed, it’s unflattering and awful. This looks like “Pompano Beach retiree who just got lipo and wants to show it off at the country club.” You could do the shirt with normal jeans, OR the jeans (ideally with a shirt that covers their awkward waist area) but not both together.

Fun fact: Google Image Search was created due to that dress!

This just looks ill-fitting and frumpy to me.  That’s not what I think of when I think of J.Lo. 

The picture with them walking towards the camera looks like it could be from an old outer space movie.

As a former horny 14 year-old, I must tell you that this is spot-on analysis.

Man, I’m glad I’ve never had the burning desire to squeeze myself into a bicycle inner tube. Thanks for taking one for the team and scratching that dubious itch, Kim.

I can’t get past Kourtney’s boots. I’m sure they cost thousands of dollars, but they look like she saved up a few paychecks and bought them at Contempo Casuals and now feels the need to wear them with EVERYTHING, even if they don’t go with the outfit. 

A++ tiny dumb purse. Kourt’s missing the velvet band choker necklace with like a silver ankh or an enamel yin/yang symbol dangling from it, though. And that’s a very-close-but-not-quite-cigar Toast of New York lipcolor.

Can Julianne Hough just peg Brooks and get it over with so we can stop hearing about either of their “explorations of their sexuality”? But not in blackface Julianne! - we know you need to be reminded. Maybe that’s the sticking point? Julianne keeps insisting on bringing blackface into their sexy games and Brooks…

Let’s just talk about it! Look at the 1992 comin atcha from this photo!!! Kim looks positively atrocious in this Trendy Wendy mall nightmare. She couldn’t have picked a worse cut for the trousers. *MEaNwHiLe!!* Kourtney is looking positively perfect in this Jane Lane/Reality Bites babydoll and chunky shoe, she even…

This write-up is weirdly dismissive of the pregnancy and birthing experience familiar to countless people for a site that professes to have a feminist viewpoint. Being miserable for 10 months feels endless. Labor is a much more limited process, finally providing a definitive end point to the pregnancy and the birth…

To each their own. I bristle at the term “mindfulness”, to me it sounds like a lot of hooey that anti-vax, gluten-free, himalayan salt lamp, dream catcher tattoo, wannabe instagram influencers do. 

I’ve been pregnant, and pregnancies go on FOREVER. Especially towards the end when every minute feels like an eternity. I didn’t even get very sick, poor Kate Middleton had extreme morning sickness. Child birth is no picnic, but at least it’s only a few hours (if you’re lucky). Not an endless, neverending eternity of…

So far in the future, you'll have forgotten you asked about it.

A better question might be whether he’s seen a girl.

But can you reprogram your microwave to play Luther Vandross or Marvin Gaye instead of an annoying beep?