I hate it, too. But it’s a nod to her dad’s album cover for Astroworld.

No, so not scary! They have a line of Core flavors and the cores are more firm and creamy, not hard. I recommend all of them because nothing Ben & Jerry do is wrong ever, but the Salted Caramel Core and the Brownie Batter Core are kinda special. ;)

Is that Georgina Chapman? My goodness she has changed.

Does “wearing my 501s all weekend because they’re the only things that will fit over my knee brace and pre-menstural bloat” count as fashion? Because if so sign me up!

Or a specific neighbourhood oriented towards that stuff. Whatever it was, he could have just...retreated. But he meant to be There, so he didn't. 

Queen Elizabeth seen in public for the first time since her messy breakup a few weeks ago. [Page Six]

Wow.

I’ve been following this for weeks now, and I only just found out last night that the husband she refers to constantly as undocumented is... from IRELAND. As though that’s the same thing as being an undocumented brown man. No puedo, goodbye. 

Also that suit is not fucking coral. Coral is a shade with orange undertones. While JayZ is wrong that his suit is mauve, he’s at least right that his pink suit in toward the blue/violet side of the pink spectrum than the orange/peach.  Not enough to classify as a mauve, but miles away from coral.

And bridesmaids coast to coast. 

The split toe screams “Nike outlet, 15 years ago.”

In Chinese, the word for “eat” can also be used as “take” in the context of oral medication; most translation software isn’t going to pick up on that nuance. 

That’s odd. Even in Catholic high school, we learned that hypocrisy was the real sin in the Scarlet Letter, not adultry.

Right.  It’s owned by cancer instead of scurvy. 

I usually lean over to them and say “Shhhh, it’s going to be okay. I’m sure Trump will lose in November and your student loans will all be forgiven. Shhhh.”

I do a form of energy therapy, too. However, I use an array of scientifically designed implements of various lengths and girth that I rhymically insert and rotate to stimulate deep wells of pent up energy and creativity. For more advanced clients, I have vibrating devices that pulse in sync with the many cosmic…

“Would ride.”

Dafuq is with that IG pic? Is that his “least reliable meth dealer in Oklahoma” look?

Jesus, this site sometimes. Between this and your insistence that Pizza Hut is good makes me wonder if your writers are all white Yankees who think salt is the only spice on earth.