maybe we are TRYING to chop 5 years off of our life so we don’t have to be the ones taking care of everyone

ugh I’m so jealous I basically get hungover anytime I even think of having more than 3 beers

Haha I only know from experience!

just saw it this morning, we’re safe!

Incubus lyrics look great with that font btw

Jen is channeling some Babs in that pleather jacket pic

I don’t have any divorced friends but I do have divorced exes! heyooooo

I am 900% sure pumpkin spice cookies already exist as well as the kombucha and I think the tikka masala could be good?

Is it bad I assumed that was a woman who posted that drink....I am a woman if that helps

Kayley maybe?

I meant more messy that her brother is accused of shooting someone not really messy about her bros etc

From what I read it sounds like he is Simone’s half brother and that they were raised separately. Messy family situation but you don’t get to pick the family you were born into.

switch those red bulls out for a few cokes and I’m right there with you

I second the baby k’tan! It was a lifesaver for me for the first 3-4 months of my sons life! He was one of those won’t let you put him down especially not to nap babies and that was the only way I could have 2 hands free. I also have an ergo which I used a lot too when he got heavier because it has better back…

Yes healthcare is insane-for my new family of 3 it’s over $1,000 a month and thats subsidized by my employer. It used to be about $300 for the 2 of us. I basically cannot afford childcare because I have to afford healthcare

If I eat enough dark chocolate I will feel compelled to drink 12 beers? Huh. Def need to test that out

best use for freezer bananas is banana bread!

I mean, PC load letter....

I feel like “has a better relationship than with daughters” is code for “is allowed to sexually harass/hook up with but is still in the age range of Tiffany and Ivanka”

Well this millenial is ready for him to be hot for the first time