I mean if we’re interested Post might be too

“I’ll show her a different direction!”

wow yeah maybe it could be like nationally funded

not going to say we should burn down mar-a-lago but not not saying we should burn down mar-a-lago....

I was getting a Lana Del Ray vibe form Halsey myself

vaping maybe? or they are all drinking white claw? I am an old millenial and I buy beer all the time so who knows

I somehow read that last paragraph as when YOU had first started dating Rachel Hunter and was like uh way to bury the lede here...

agree I don’t think moving it to the 50s is the way to go

oh shit she is so boring. But I don’t really think shes super attractive, I mean shes goodlooking but she’s not IT for me

I would assume he kept the “best” ones for himself yes. Or had to put them thru a trial period first

that is seriously fucked up

oh really? yeah no, I don’t think I could date someone that had dated the worlds most boring attractive person

Is he the only guy shes ever dated? Not that there is anyting wrong with that but maybe she just doesn’t have anything else to compare it to

would watch if there is a rap battle involved (both sides rapped by ScarJo of course)

I.HATE.THESE.BLINDS. Last time I moved apartments I said I would live anywhere that didn’t have blinds like that

Katie Holmes also ran a marathon in a built in bra tank top and then went to a gala wearing stilettos that night. So basically she is a robot or she has no live nerve endings in her feet anymore.

I mean I would take them but I am gross so

you have moss? you fancy

thoughts and prayers to the other party goers that also drank the mind erasing jungle juice! oh and also were probably being blackmailed by Epstain

is this like an extreme nature vs. nurture? did he ship Andrew off to school like he did Charles?