Those Kardashoddlers are legit wearing things that look like lingerie I own (yes I am boring. Come at me. Actually don’t its almost my bedtime)

if they were over she wouldn’t say something super specific like “who cares what hes doing we haven’t been together for months.” She would just politely call her an underage skank and move on to the sweet, sweet scientology gossip all of her friends are waiting for

Would watch Farouk manage a Starbucks 10/10

Yes agree Lenny is not really a real person which everyone forgets about after season 1 apparently but I was never satisfied with the explanation

Pretty sure Whitney Port was always too old for Leo 

Yeah no gross. Do not like. This has some kind of weird Mormon wifeswapping sisterwives cult feel to it.

Oh thought we were talking about how he looks like George Lopez in these pics but yeah I’m here for the Totoro/Catbus content

Ha you are totally getting one for xmas

yep-they hang in my kitchen and never ever get used

Yeah it just never occurs to me to put one of my aprons on and I’m usually wearing sweatpants or something I don’t care about

Don’t get me wrong I am not anti-apron! I definitely own aprons I just seem to do all my cooking and baking wearing old band t-shirts I wore to bed as pajamas, it just never occures to me to actually WEAR the aprons

Oh shit I’d tune in for that!

ok but does she make the right decision and end up with Dean or what? 

I can’t wait for her to announce shes pregnant and that they are going to co-parent on different planets but like we wouldn’t get it because they have a very cOmPLeX aDuLT relationship. Also wtf about her previous comments about not being wifely because she doesn’t cook dinner wearing an apron? I’ve been married 5ish…

Yeah I mean, if hes into that whole married thing I’m married. I’m sure I can get a Hemsworth Hall Pass

RUN AWAY. buy a fake ring on the way and pretend you are married to a Russian oligarch. DO NOT GET BACK TOGETHER

thats cute you think they will actually get married!

I had no idea about their meetcute! But def just googled and fell down a rabbit hole that I was only able to pull myself out of when I caught myself googling her exbf Flavio Briatore  

I thought she wanted to have 100s of his babies? 

oh man for a minute I thought you might be talking about Heidi Klum and had to put my beer down and use the google. Alas, no