double twist!

Twist! Scott Disick is the one getting married and Kourtney isn’t there because shes pissed Scott would never marry her! DRAMA

I think he tried but it was while she was with Brad Pitt who then threatened him or something

Brodddyyyyyy

yeah exactly-more Pitt and Di! I really wanted them to morph this movie into a buddy movie, screw all the other characters

I think she could pass for 39

This is the new reality show America deserves

Ha its The Corrections for millenials

aww Anne H. looks super cute good for her

that woodpaneling + bro dude pic is awfully Duck Dynasty

Got Busy in a Primark Busey

far more believable 

Slightly off-topic but related to Epstein-did everyone but me know that one of Woody Allens ex-gfs Babi Christina Engelhardt (they dated when she was 16 obvs) was one of Epsteins personal assistants? We need a kickstarter or something to get her memoir published because shes got to have all the dirt

“I’m the leader now! wait dad-can you come back from being the sheriff now and help me?”

hopefully to attract new writers for season 4

ahem as a perfectly normal 30+ year old who binged the entire 3 seasons in the span of 6 months and somehow only just now found out they are a couple I AM REELING

HAHA she totally does, that is a spot on comparison

am 35(? I think but don’t want to do the math) and still wear jeans and t shirts, I will shake things up with button down shirts tho if I want to look slightly more adult. Its hot as Hades where I am right now but if I ever want to look more “”adult” I throw a fitted blazer on top. I also wear Toms instead of sneakers.

WAIT REALLY  can’t handle. that is too hot. 

so I had to google what an “e-girl” is and I’m still not really clear. An e-girl is a goth who wears pastel clothing? One hit said an e-girl/boy was an emo who wants to live which in this context is pretty depressing