is that how that went down? Ew.

Yeah I remember the scene where Tara Reid breaks up with him and shes wearing a polo shirt and showing midriff (of course) and being like I wish I was that hot/cool.....

Clearly he was suppressed by Tom and the Scientologists. Also I think there was a theory for a while that Suri was really his and not Toms which....maybe? Possibly there was a big pay off for him to stay out of the spotlight for awhile so everyone would forget

basically celebrating their 10th anniversary

that looks bigger than my college dorm room

I don’t know but I will join you in this lawsuit those were groooosssss

well it was long

secret stash of Quaaludes 

I need more pics of Megans ring because that almost sounds like an excessive about of bling and I am tacky af

Kushner Kloss 2024

I’m assuming his reaction to that would be “oh yeah? what are you going to do about it?!?!?!”

oh blarf it totally will be

Edgar Evernever is the most boring cult leader ever! I mean aside from the (spoiler alert) grave robbing etc. He and his daughter wife better be in the next season with something exciting, need more than random organ harvesting for cash

I had a phase where I started every morning with a can of coke, now I ama grownup and just mainline coffee

ohhh that didn’t even occur to me but makes perfect sense

I’m just worried it will end up being Bobby Flay (for Jan Jones altho for Mindy that would be an interesting twist I had not considered....)

its the crystals

yiiiiikes that is weird, she clearly had some issues

no thats just good sense right there

oh shit I would kill for some mixed nuts-yeah I went on a mixed nuts/trail mix bender this winter and the results were not pretty