autumnal kitteh!

I think I turned 35 this year? ...it happened, I feel like celebrating birthdays all out after 18/21/25 is excessive at times. But I am usually down for some cake so really any excuse. Happy early Bday!

Having trouble with his baby mama and wanted to test the waters with you/remind himself ~what could have been~ but you were too happy to play along! Is my theory anyway

but her bangs! but the snakes! but her ex-boyfriends! but KARLIE!

never underestimate how shortsighted/stupid people are

well he read all the pamphlets the first time around, I mean why else would he go back??

!!!!! Me too (altho I found that book later in life) I feel like I basically have a crush/mild obsession with that book. Have you ever read any Tana French books? “The Likeness” has themes that remind me of “The Secret Place”

I am 99% sure he and Taron Egerton are the same person, can’t be bothered to google the other guy but I’m sure I don’t recognize his name because I think hes one of the others

They definitely have hunter camo onesies already! Also when I bought nursing bras from H&M they had a pushup option so Victoria’s Secret is prob not far behind

I’m still embarrassed and all I remember her from is a Sassy interview in the late 90s 

blech

this is not news “Below Deck Mediterranean’s Captain Sandy is officially dating gospel singer Leah Shafer” 

gross

Do as much as you humanly can before the baby comes. Keep your fingers crossed for a healthy baby and a healthy you and keep in mind you will only be sleeping a few hours at a time for months, esp. if you are breastfeeding. I am not trying to scare you but just wish that someone had really laid it out for me about the…

well he definitely has better hair

we just don’t understand because we’ve never been orphans who dream of a better life of becoming sex slaves/killing nazis/wearing skirts that don’t cover our butts

I think “star” is a strong word for him

A quick google image search says no! But there are a lot of Terry and Jared Leto so theres that. Also a lot of Terry and Lena Dunham or pics of Lena by Terry so theres that too....

doric is so hot right now

I also sat thru it in a theater and then promptly afterwards marched over to a bar and then got in a drunk argument with the person I saw it with. Let’s just say we didn’t agree on the misogyny