ehhhhhhhh ew

Is Moby friends with Terry Richardson? Think I’m going to call him Uncle Moby from now on

I got all interested in the the story thinking that she and Will Smith were on the rocks because she was addicted to Pokemon porn or something and he couldn’t take it anymore but sadly no! 

I feel like it would be awkward if it wasn’t the most boring story of all time that she told. I feel like she must be wracking her brains for clickbaity stories to get ppl to watch her show

Vatican is a girls name. Duh.

ok but is she going to be blue or green?

hoping they can work Batman rescuing him from a rum ham into the budget

can’t believe the AAP hasn’t come after Kim about having all the shit in the crib with that baby

talk about typecasting!

I’ve also heard that reducing beer consumption helps fitness and budgets but you know, variety is the spice of life

I’m pretending he took himself out to make sure she died

I can’t believe Priyonas has been married that long! Also NO to Selena Gomez and Justin T. as a couple the age diff is squicky to me even tho I’m sure she is mature for her age and he is young blah blah. Also-Kim and Jennifer Lawrence are friends?

I was assuming the headline meant more godlike and less human but yeah of course not.

I’m assuming their plan was “Hello! We have the pot! Come on our plane, we also have candy!”

I read the headline as the female contestants had girlfriends and assumed this was a Tila Tequila sitch 

~Rock N Play~ by *Kylie*

There was time-travel on Felicity? Jesus Christ. Might as well end Greys Anatomy like that too.

Hell at this point I wouldn’t even mind if Mitt Romney ran against Trump

it would be so fun if they made a movie about her and she was played by the Olson twins taking turns

in a pinch you could prob use a frito as the teaspoon