switch your zip up sweatshirt for a blazer and you are instantly a grownup. if you have a ~fun~/ironic/band t shirt under it you are now a Cool Girl. 

yeah agree-my job is very clean jeans are fancy but sometimes I just want to wear a skirt ya know? However its 99% guys so whenever I do anything different I get to hear “oh is that a new shirt?” “hey new boots” all day long

of course you noticed, there were shiny objects!

accurate

Figured he’d make it out alive and pull a Chappaquiddick

Agree Crisp Ratt for t he win

Doooo it the Fenix is awseome, see if you can score a deal on an older model

Doooo it the Fenix is awseome, see if you can score a deal on an older model

I have a Fenix 5 - I think an older version and while it is huge I wear it everday pretending it is a statement piece

I have a Fenix 5 - I think an older version and while it is huge I wear it everday pretending it is a statement piece

bobs red mill makes a pretty serviceable gf flour

razah

oh honey his 3rd wife is a fetus right now

this was my first thought too!

Hmmmm....sudden engagement....lots of talking about biblical diet......does he have a movie coming out?

Ugh birthday lunch sounds so boring

If your stomach hurts take a Tums and shut your mouth. Have to talk to someone? Reach out and send nice card to his daughters/wife.

Also white girls with very dark hair and wayyy too much of it

Yeah I am super white and ppl have been making fun of my body/facial hair since I was about 10 

OMG I wish he was sending them to Brett Farve (not that theres anything wrong with that) aka what I originally read

huh. I am kinda here for this Isbell/Crow mashup, excited to hear what happens!

hot. so hot.