the tree is fine but what makes the pic is her DRESS

unless you wanted to binge on all the Pirates movies like some kind of fever dream where you can’t tell when you are awake or dreaming anymore

Squints- is that blonde one on the left Khloe? Did she get a new face? 

yes thank you, i’m sure there were plenty of ppl she could have fucked without leaving her block let alone city

Ha Gagroni? Natorade? Yeah neither of those have a super good ring to them....

holy shit I am exhausted just reading that

I’d say vodka and leave the gin for your gatorade, red perferred

way better than the bigger size, the minis have the perfect ratio

countercounterpoint: peanut butter blossoms are only good straight outta the oven and therefore are not worth making

i would sign this petition

sadly we are past that! and he was for awhile but the past week or so he just does not want to sleep at night

as the parent of a ~7 week old I am holding you to the idea that I only have 1 more week of hell which starts at 10 pm nightly

yeeeepppppp

the gift that keeps on giving!

I wouldn’t mind being pregnant again but this newborn thing is for the birds

I was previously unfamiliar with him but now I’m interested!

oh man condition of the oven is last on my list-the top is do I have to throw away the underwear you left?

I love this review. Except for the vaping, stop vaping! Lila would totally vape tho

yeah kinda want a movie on her life

I think I read that he was literally her first kiss