ok but can we get the name of her blog??

right? no need to ever feed yourself or take 15 minutes to accomplish anything!

psychopaths.

Also newborn related - “sleep when the baby sleeps!”

I would like to go to there

was actually a sparkling rose? not sure now as it was my college reunion

I’ve had it in a regular bottle and liked it! Would drink again

is the prominence of “potato” on Channing Tatums vodka a reference to how ppl say he looks like a potato? I like to think yes.

hair is gross, fake tan is gross, lip gloss is gross, personbot is gross

me too! so cute!

DON’T GIVE THEM IDEAS!!

there is no way my dinner plates would fit into a toaster oven. I feel like most toaster ovens barely fit a piece of pizza

JLD for prez

Probably blasphemous but I just pop the butter in the microwave for 15 seconds or so

ooh fun idea I’ve been jonesing for snickerdoodles and that is a great way to use up the probably crazy old decorating stuff in my cupboard

I bet that would be a good holiday pairing with bourbon pecan pie

white chocolate nitro stout sounds amazing!

All those look terrible but thank you for reminding me of the everlasting hotness of Paul Rudd. #manwillnotage

this story just made my morning! possibly my whole day!

We are but children playing at life. Seriously if there is a way to make things harder we will do it