My 12 year old self? Not sure Jonas was even born when I was 12

she looks like a kewpie doll

make sure you are ready for seasonal affective disorder, plaid and ironic facial hair

I mean if you buy one you can reuse it every year....it’s like recycling...

you’ll be fine! and there is always a chance your terrible work people won’t show up! I invited 2 sets of broken up couples to my wedding and everyone lived to tell the tale, just get really creative with your seat assignments

well based on this story my professional opinion is that your parents kind of suck

Honestly Stanichs wasn’t even that good, good for a neighborhood joint but not in a flock to Portland kind of way good

I would be money that there is a higher chance that Cardi has done 2x more coke than she has ever done those teas

I think he is max 5'6" on a good day

can confirm the marpac is awesome

can confirm the marpac is awesome

No I don’t think they are that smart

Oh man that would be awesome, Lena asking Biebs nightly if he wants to “jam” with her. A fun side plot could be everyone finding out Hailey is addicted pills and Lena taking it personally and wanting Justin to kick her out of the house because it’s triggering Lena

....like she had never had a period? was she actually 8? did she get one after the birth???  

that would be such a festive scene! maybe too big for the cup? had to scale back and just make it red for blood and amniotic fluid?

well that was unfinishable. Somehow that was the first time I had heard that her sibling was trans, doesn’t sound like Lena is taking the lack of attention on her very well because of it.

oooh what  happened now?

Right?? It was kind of a perk really

Just wanted to say thanks to everyone who replied to my questions about how bad labor/birth was going to be on the Cardi B article where she says her baby broke her vagina! I successfully gave birth to a baby! And only broke my vagina a little bit! But hey I didn’t get hemorrhoids so I am calling it a win. Now I just…

I had to control my blood sugar levels when pregnant and I think one of the things that is super important is staying hydrated - drink a ton of water like 1.5 to 2 times as much as you want to. Also peanut butter. Peanut butter is your new best protein friend. I also did a lot of plain whole fat greek yogurt for…

3D ones are so scary