The narrator cracks me up with the telenovela voiceover. "As you may remember..."

The narrator!!!! The characters are absolute perfection and I love that Jane's dad is ACTUALLY a novella star in real life. !! It is my favorite favorite favorite new show this season.

My god, it's so good.

YESSS! I love this show so, so much. I hope they keep it on Monday night. It's a nice thing to look forward to on a rough Monday. :)

I want to know the answer to this question as well. Can she sit down in it or is it rigid? We have questions!

I don't think I could stop myself from licking the fuck out of Kate Walsh's Ribbon Candy Dress, especially that little curlicue in the front. I would lick and crunch Kate Walsh's Ribbon Candy Dress up in its entirely, but only if it is strawberry or Swedish Fish flavored. (What is Swedish Fish flavor? No one knows.)…

If she ever goes missing, we should look for her in every old ladies' candy dish first.

Absolutely not! Have you not seen Ghostbusters II?!? I'm almost positive that pink slime is toxic.

Mmm...ribbon candy!

LOLLLL. Asking a friend's parents to drive you somewhere is TOTES THE SAME as asking a friend's parent to take you to prom and then blasting pictures of her in a bikini on Twitter to see if you could really get her to do it.

I'm hoping it's because he stole the mascot animal of the Derry High School Dairy Cows on the rich side of town and led it into the third floor girls' bathroom and it had to be lifted out by crane and it was the best prank EVER and everybody wanted to elect him Prom King but the principal was a total buzzkill and put…

Of course not. Why would they? She's not a human to him, but just a beautiful object.

God the fucking male entitlement just starts SO. EARLY.

Pretty sure this woman's feelings or consent didn't even enter into his mind.

"8.43 percent of you (501 votes) chose Other (whatever that means)."

i guess her butthole isn't cooking enough meals and stuff :(

"My dog also loses interest in her own butthole from time to time."

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