I got so much leverage out of men's terror and disgust of tampons when I was younger. I don't think it would work now (or at least not anywhere near as consistently) because there are so many more female security guards, but I could sneak anything into concerts—drugs, alcohol, cameras, etc.—by just throwing a box of…

oh god THERE IS NO BLOOD ON IT IT IS A PIECE OF COTTON

So the entrance lines at the Taj Mahal are separate for men and women. I get through pretty fast, and I'm wondering where the hell my boyfriend is. Turns out, the backpack he was carrying had a couple tampons in it, and he ended up having to explain what they were to the dudes checking bags, using what I can only…

Would I get upset over being strip-searched? Always.

That's what I said! The jerk girl went on a classist rage telling me that I was not raised in a household who would be familiar with her brand of ettiquette (ie, I was poor) and that if I had been taught French I would know that RSVP meant to respond only if you could come.

You are not wrong. That girl and your friend are wrong. RSVP means respond yes or no. Not just yes.

While anonymous sources claim that she got aggressive during the conversation, USA Today points out that when they asked her about the hacks she told them that she didn't want to talk about it.

Amy stood up for herself and the spot was canceled... Wonder why the ladies got paid less...

Wow. Congratulations, Today Show, for being jerks to one of the nicest people in Hollywood.

Now, now, suicide is never the answer. The answer is to put a bullet through their head. It's the only way to remove that element from society so that it won't spread to future generations.

Relatives are THE WORST. When are you getting married, when are you having babies. It's like, stop. Dear teens, especially girls, these questions will never end, so be prepared. Even when you do get married and have babies, they will ask when is the next baby coming. Come up with clever ways to respond and just laugh…

But having a sex tape is obviously way worse than being a rapist if you're a woman.

Computers will become self aware before Iggy Azalea does

That they're comparing Iggy's (supposed) sex tape to Bill Cosby drugging and raping multiple women over decades is appalling.

And Lo, the squeals of indignation were heard from hither and yon, from the darkest corners of 4chan; to the deepest, dankest of the subreddits. Loins were girded, as yet unwashed, and powerful links to Reason, Breitbart, and The Heritage Foundation were unsheathed. The Dark Prince had cast down the gauntlet, and,…

"THIS IS MY SECOND TERM. IMPEACH ME. GO AHEAD I'LL WAIT."

I like this "whatever, I do what I want" Obama. He so clearly doesn't give a shit anymore, in the best of ways.

"You're an adult now" gifts are the worst. I once watched my cousin weep with disappointment the year he got a set of screwdrivers and a laundry hamper. He was nineteen at the time.

All of the girls on my Dad's side of the family once received a carton of eggs from my aunt. I was just extremely confused for about 2 minutes as I tried to figure out what it was (Hint: they were eggs). I finally asked a cousin next to me, who responded with " I think...she just gave us...some motherf*cking eggs."

My birthday is on Christmas.