Seriously, is this the fucking plot to a sex comedy, or a military vessel? I hope they throw them out on their asses. Set the precedent, clearly and early.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has encountered the friend who magically postpones plans so they can nap. I don't find it offensive so much as mysterious. You're an adult. Naps are great, but you knew we had plans — why didn't you just take your nap earlier? Is the real problem that you are sick or hung-over? Then…

Stop acquiescing, unless you have nothing better to do with your life. Because you are conditioning the relationship in a way where your actions communicate to that person that their behavior is acceptable.

She has a self-control problem. She's only going to get worse as it bleeds into other areas of life.

This is how my MIL is...

I have realized this past week that I have a Lopsided Friendship with the person I share an office with. Whenever she has a work problem, she expects me to drop everything and listen to her- I am not kidding- read her emails out loud. Then she basically wants to go over how she should reply.

What sort of animals make a pregnant person wait in line to use the bathroom? Ugh.

Pregnant woman empathy. When I was heavily preggers with my first I went straight to the front of every toilet queue, bus queue, any bloody queue actually. The only people who ever raised eyebrows at me were 21year olds and old people. Old trumps pregnant, apparently, and the 21 year olds were all still in the "what…

someday, everyone will just know that when a pregnant woman says now, they mean right fucking now

My mortifying holiday party experience ended up changing my life completely. It was my first job out of college, it was in my field of choice and I hated it. I was there about 5 months when the holiday party came around. I also happened to be in a horrible marriage, we were young and totally stupid. By the time my…

Maybe I haven't been with enough people, but I feel like if a man had anything untoward to say about my lady area, I would invite him to go the fuck away.

Well mine pales in comparison to what's in the article but I will share.

She smells the camera before it even thinks of looking at her

meh, big fur bikinis never went away for us lazy girls. Luckily my husband is a fan of bush (or he's atleast wise enough to act like he is).

Drug tests are 99% socially accepted employee terrorism. Unless you work with heavy equipment, who gives a shit?

Ms. Banks, it's been brought. Get on board! Actually, I like to grow it out, shave it down, then grow it back again. It's the ciiirrccllle of lliiiiiiffffeeee, and it mooovvveess uuusss aalllll...

Girl, BYE.

Does it have to be a work holiday story?

First things first, my mom is an alcoholic but not the type who only drinks alone. She has mild social anxiety that causes her to drink even more than usual in social settings. At a holiday party at a family friend's house she became super wasted. She could barely speak. At one point she wandered upstairs into a…

Weeeeeellll, there was the one holiday party where the coworker I was going "home" with ran up on a curb and everyone believed it was because I was blowing him at the time...