I’m alone too!! (With my dog - not a cat though)

Home alone (except for my dog)! Surprisingly okay with it

I was told that if you pressed your belly button hard you would “turn off” and die!!! I was horrified but also fascinated, and alternated between making my sisters promise me they would never do it and egging them on to try.

Please do tell

Yes that site is the best!

My parents paid for my expensive college education and as a result I am not allowed to talk back to them, ever. Even about politics (they are conservative). I’m not sure if they realize that putting restrictions along with the price tag hurts our relationship, because if I ever become financially dependent I am going…

But what about Christian Mingle…?

How was his tour trying to prevent spousal abuse? Was he going to address it? Interesting

Terry Crews?? I thought he was feminist :’(

I’M A WHITE IMMIGRANT TOO and have had many an uncomfortable immigrant conversation where it’s assumed that I was born American

My dentist is SO JUDGY about my unemployment status he will NOT stop talking about it

Right??? She totally gave him a way out to explain that, nope, he had said something NORMAL but instead of apologizing he chose to repeat his original statement

Yeah I went wading through the grays to see more stories and found a lot of standard comments like that...

Yeah that actually makes a lot of sense to me!

“Should you chime in on this” was also AMAZING! Want to post it all over the statuses on my Facebook feed

SO BAD!!!! and am I the only one who thought she would never have kids? WHY IS SHE HAVING KIDS? so confused. And why was she talking nonsense to her baby???? ugh

*SPOILERS DO NOT READ*

Yah I’ve already seen it and only because a friend made me. I read the books, and I know that the second half of the last one is nothing but death and tragedy. Did anyone read Suzanne Collins’ Gregor the Overlander series? Those were also incredibly depressing

This is probably sponsored, right? Like, she’s saying this because Lorraine Schwartz paid her a lot to say it

When I had bad acne my mom asked me if I “ever washed my face”. At that point I was scrubbing off my skin good 2-3 times a day, which she very well knew