Boo Jake Lacy, you went from Obvious Child to this?

Was she on this season of Bachelor in Paradise?

One time a guy who was making my bagel scratched his butt with his gloved hand. At that point I definitely would’ve preferred that he take the gloves OFF before finishing with the bagel - he didn’t.

Heyyyyy nice to see Sheryl Sandberg actually helping women for a change!

How could you type on a keyboard??

Most avocados are filled with green yumminess but this guy is full of bullshit :(

If the only way you can welcome your own personal seasonal joy is by instagramming a CHRISTMAS-ONLY themed red cup then we can’t be friends sorry

Yes, true! But Melissa McCarthy really turned into a household name, you know? As opposed to the others

Yes agreed, that’s what I argued immediately after! Jess and Dean also made their way onto Heroes and Supernaturals!

YES did you see that they are doing more Gilmore Girls episodes? I was talking with a friend about it and she said, “that’s good because none of their careers really took off” and I was like “MELISSA MCCARTHY’S DID!!!”

She was third on Forbes’ highest-paid-actresses list this year! And she deserves it :)

Am I the only one who enjoyed the live tweeting one? It made fun of how he hates everyone and insults them behind their backs. Also, how he is racist. Also, it had Leslie Jones in it, and she can save just about any sketch!

Have you guys seen this? http://www.thebeaverton.com/national/item/…

Because “Yaley” means white?

I love how he gets all defensive at the end. “The unicorn??? Is this about the unicorn????”

Two hours twenty-four minutes? So cool!!! That’s even faster than the under-three-hours marathon that Paul Ryan PRETENDED to run! And almost half of his actual marathon time!

Yah I know someone who openly declares that she only dates guys who have traveled widely. Great - so you only date guys who have or came from money?

Conflicted because now I want to be Kim’s best friend :/ Can I get one of those churro machines though seriously

Chris Evans called the Black Widow a “whore” that one time… :/ http://www.buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume…

Okay sorry but political instagrams are boring. There, I’ve said it. Obama’s isn’t run by him, it’s run by his organizing for america team and I don’t want to see campaign stuff on my newsfeed. I don’t follow celebrities either (except for writers/photographers) but politician’s feeds are often the most boring. I get…