One time my little sister picked up a brightly colored, small pom-pom off of the ground. Then it sprouted legs. IT WAS A SPIDER’S BUTT THAT SHE PICKED UP. But that is not the worst part. The worst part is that she afterwards declared a war on spiders and, instead of smushing them when she sees them like a normal…

“All of our journalists will continue to report in the fair and balanced way that has made FOX News Channel the number one news network in the industry.”

I don’t know, is JB really seeking God or is he sitting on a children’s swing posing for a photo? I feel like there is a fine line between those things that JB may not understand

#angstangstangst

Okay but only if him and his republican friends are on the other side (sorry Canada)

polka dots… or pom poms

EXACTLY! One or two dumb scientists say climate change is not a thing, then suddenly they get lots of media attention as if their platform is valid. it’s not. Nor is Trump’s.

Okay, NOW, finally, after years, I get that argument that goes “but if we let same-sex couples marry, then soon people will marry their pets!” Because I love my dog. And this dude thinks that all love is the same. Gotcha.

I think you’re right - I’m pretty sure he was only a waiter part-time, for maybe a semester or so (or less? who knows).

Ugh I know this person who graduated Yale and is now making a LOT of money who doesn’t leave tips after bad service, because he “used to be a waiter” and knows that it “acts as a lesson that waiters are grateful for.” He literally thinks of it as a teaching moment

One time I saw her talk and she was SO COOL and now I always check to see if my movies pass the Bechdel test

Three cheers for Booze Bloat and his persistence #nevergiveupcreeping #ew

“Donald Trump vs. Everybody” - so good. Republicans, Democrats, women, hairless, fake-haired - none of us are safe

Yeah I’m confused - how is Coco the mean one if she’s being played by an actress that Stewart is playing? Like wouldn’t Stewart be playing an actress who plays a mean Coco?

Jojo really is back! I see her everywhere!

so true!

Eve Burton is an influential journalism lawyer and deserves the press. As I understand it, when she came in Hearst was doing about 10% of its legal work / litigation in-house, and by now she has flipped that to about 90%. I just think she’s cool

If I found Trump’s face in my butter, I would then very soon discover what punching butter feels like. I expect it would feel satisfying.

Fruitcake is kind of like a rock. Like, I don’t want to eat one but nevertheless I think it’ll taste the same after 60 years

This guy definitely deserves a cookie, though. Not necessarily for changing his ways and taking on his equal share in the house, but for publicly admitting he was wrong (to way more people than were in the original conversation) and improving his ways. Publicly apologizing in a way that will help other people to come…