Both of these woman have beautiful arms!

I love that taking-candy-from-kids bit! Does that make me a terrible person? … probably

“Send a smell to the moon” - this is about farting, yes?

WHAT?? You have just changed my life. I love those yogurts but it is so frustrating to spoon out the yummy side into the yogurt side when sometimes your spoon is too big to fit into the bottom omg so glad I read the comments today

Natural Family Planning does not really correspond to the time of the month when a woman is most horny, so fuck everyone who insists it is the only allowable birth control form.

Guys I’m sorry but if it’s not my flabby arms you’re seeing, then it is my enormous sweat stains. I cannot wear sleeves in the summer. I sweat sooooo much

“She laughs aloud”, “she laughs louder” - sounds to me like the writer is saying, “Hey guys, I’m funny! See?? Funny! Natalie is laughing!”

I don’t get it, cherries are spheres? cheekbones are not?? Isn’t this, like, elementary-school-level shape identification?

People hearing me poop is my greatest social anxiety

Yesssss I can star again!! Thanks!

Guys can we talk about how Wambach has the most international goals of any soccer player ever. How can she be so cool?????

They are just trying to recover from Andy Benoit, a sports illustrated writer, tweeting that women’s sports are “not worth watching.” ARE THEY WORTH READING ABOUT THEN, ANDY????

Think I’ll watch the Seth Meyers/Amy Poehler “really??” again:

The other day my sister parked at our grocery store to run in and buy something, and an old man stopped her and said, as if she was five years old, “Oh, sweetie, that is not how you park. Look, the other car won’t have room to open their door!” Then he “explained” to her how to drive. She was so embarrassed/angry that…

Okay so I know I’m not artistic at all but damn, is it just me or did this guy kind of scribble on the photo and then like scratch at it with his nails a bit

Yeah, you cite your sources. Period. Not that hard.

The day I realized my younger sister had grown taller than me I was so, so happy. My dad was no longer allowed to call me the “gorilla” of the family. And, thankfully, he didn’t start calling her it either - probably because she’s also more thin than I am.

You make a good point, but I do think that stories about women at the top are still really important, because leadership positions are ones that women keep getting turned down from. We can’t seem to break the highest ranks yet, so stories about women who make a lot more than the rest of us are still important.

I have a nut allergy. I wonder if there’s a correlation between people who don’t eat nuts dying early and people who can’t eat nuts (because of allergies) and a causation behind that correlation?

I think she’s pretty I just think that she is a terrible actress. Admittedly, I have only seen her in The Dark Knight but she was so, so bad

Yeah, my sister has celiac disease and we used to have to much trouble explaining what “gluten” was to people - everyone thought it was sugar. Now that it’s a trend people know what it is but still assume she’s an asshole for asking not to have it. She’s not! If she eats gluten it messes up her system for a while,…