I had a similar moment in elementary school! My parents didn’t pick me up from after school care so everyone left and it was just me chilling with a janitor (possibly also named “Gary” - I’ve forgotten). I drew him a picture of some flowers and the sun, and at the time all the “cool” suns had sunglasses so I drew…

My most embarrassing moment was not a single moment, just every single moment of every slow dance. I went to ALL the school dances (we basically had one every month) and was never asked to dance. I stood alone for so many stairway to heavens… (that is such a long song!) and it never occurred to me to ask someone to…

Heheh the trailer song is "more than a feeling" that makes me lol (also makes me feel very nostalgic!)

It makes me sad when celebrities don't like to identify as feminists, but at the same time I'm still really impressed with Nicki's equality-minded pickle juice rant:

Sometimes the "literary" fiction argument confuses me. Like, Shakespeare and Austen were far from literary in their time but people really liked their writing and now they're super literary. So I'm not sure being an airplane read disqualifies you from being great

So her argument is that there is bias against her books and his argument is that because none of the friends he hangs out with has told him to read her books they must not be good books, and he doesn't have to read them to pass judgement on them.

right?? If I gave up milk WHAT WOULD I DRINK WITH MY COOKIES

Today real babies are masquerading as adults and fake babies are taking the place of real babies. This is NOT RIGHT.

The only baby I am sure is real is Ariana Grande - and that is all thanks to you, Madeleine. Stellar coverage.

You can't punish the kids who have winter birthdays! They need their sugar highs too

Kate, imma let you finish but nick cage girl had one of the best resume attachments of all time:

At a friend of my parent's wedding, a daycare was provided for the children. Some awful relative (who married in to the family) then threw a fit about the babysitter not being able to deal with the amount of children she was watching, and went hysterical about it (but didn't offer to take her own kids out of the…

The mood determiner test is so real! I also have a scheduling determiner test that I've started to realize indicates power. I have one friend who, whenever we eat together, decides when. If she gets hungry half an hour before the agreed-upon time, we eat half an hour early. If she suddenly decides to take a nap before…

I'm in the library, so it would probably be really weird if I shouted "I'm so faded right now." But then, on the other hand, it's finals week and I'm pretty sure the guy studying next to me is sobbing quietly to himself so maybe it wouldn't be that bad.

I love that you changed her name to Nancy. I like to imagine the end of this story as you going up to her and saying, "Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about please"

"After white officers hung a noose up in the office to intimidate black officers."

Yeah, how in the world was this "just doing his job"???

I personally think that we should have much more strict gun control. But I feel like everyone should at least agree that that "just one bullet in the wrong guy" is a bad thing. IF YOU ARE PUTTING BULLETS IN THE WRONG PEOPLE YOU SHOULD NOT BE SHOOTING.

Yeah, Arrow is okay but Flash is SO GOOD. I only started watching Arrow when I felt like I had to to understand the crossover parts with Flash

He reminds me of a young Santa Claus. There is a special, benevolent twinkle in those eyes