YES!! I don't know how but you have gotten the exact ranking of them. I wouldn't switch any of them. (Also you're right - I totally learned about diabetes from Stacey)

"This law, she argues, will ruin the lives of some "good guys" who had no idea they were doing anything wrong. You know, those "whoopsie daisy" rapes."

BANANA SLICER

I'm with Kate on this one, definitely the garlic press. There is no way I'm gonna be bothered to cut up a slippery thing of garlic on my own. Plus, that much contact makes my hands smell

How about we all try to be more careful with "cutting instruments" and try our best not to SLASH WOMEN WITH THEM.

Sometimes people tell me that girls don't like sports. But they never tell my why I have so many fucking blisters all over my hands if I don't like rowing??

Agreed! It annoys me that "pocket-size" packs of tissues do not fit into most of my pockets…

This. This! I often end up asking guy friends to hold my phone at various events because I am tired of doing everything one-handed. But then sometimes I am stuck with no phone!

Agreed. I really, really really want to try this cake

And then some boys will be superheroes (but not girls, apparently. Thanks for the life tip, Target Canada!)

Agreed, ever since Wiig and Hader left SNL it has not been as funny

When I was little I was in a wedding, as a flower girl. My little sister was also in the wedding. She was 2.

When my mom was just starting to go into labor, first in the hospital, they thought they had a bit of time and the nurse gave her a glass of orange juice. She then threw up the orange juice all over the bed, and the nurse, super nice, changed the sheets. Immediately after, mom peed all over the bed. The nurse changed…

Whenever I hear this song all I can think of is Kristin Wiig's SNL spoof on it

Yes, but this one has added a new twist… dogs?

Can we please invent a skirt that blows up the cameras of people who try to take unwanted up skirt photos. I'm not quite sure how this would work but I would like to wear one

I loved it as well! I also find the Spy vs Spy comics pretty funny, and I think they based it off of that

For some reason that bit has always irked me. I get that sometimes we all need to check our privilege and not talk about things we don't understand, but at the same time I'm tired of people assuming I'm an ignorant girl at a party. Yes, I'm a girl. That doesn't mean I can't talk intelligently about things. Obviously…

"People have done so much worse in this league."

This TOTALLY happened to my little sister; she liked yellow (which we later realized just meant that she liked Big Bird, from Sesame Street) and suddenly she had all these yellow blankets, dresses, etc. Turns out she really had no preference for the color and did not enjoy being forced to wear it, and continuously…