I really am not a fan of this guy's list. I am, however, glad that he didn't use the 'my daughter' argument: 'my daughter will never get tattoos', 'my daughter will never wear booty shorts at the airport', etc. etc. So at least there's that

When I was little, my dad gave me a toy tool box for a Christmas present, and I burst into tears. He now loves telling the story at parties, because it explains the 'innate difference between boys and girls'. I have tried explaining to him that I cried because he had never even taught me what a toolbox was, or how to…

David Henson: C'mon, let's share it mate

Haha I'm glad to hear it's not just me!

REALbook - I love it

I am always horrified to find that people fat-shame in gyms, of all places. You have no semblance of an excuse there. If anyone is exercising along you, what sort of excuse do you have to say that they are less healthy? How DARE you pass judgement on them? Even if someone else does happen to be more unhealthy than…

"See, the thing is, ladies, these men can't help themselves and are so violently out of control thanks to testosterone (which oh by the way EVERY MAN EVERYWHERE NO MATTER HIS PROFESSION HAS) that you have to tip-toe around them lest they snap and beat you to a pulp. "

ONLY 8%???? That is not okay. Not not not okay. The NFL is so out of control right now

I think this is kind of cool. Even though I know in theory that other people's lives can't be as perfect as they seem on Facebook, I forget that they have moments where they lie on their couch eating ice cream out of the pint like I am right now (or maybe it's just me that does that?). And anything that helps to…

"In Davis's memoir, the Democrat recalls falling into despair after terminating two pregnancies in the 1990's"

I've never been to Olive Garden. This pasta pass thing kind of weirds me out, but Mark's photo essay on the other hand made me desperate to go:

This is SO CUTE! I remember when my family dog was just a puppy and my little sister was a toddler, one day the puppy bit her and got in so much trouble. Poor dog, my sister had been pulling her tail and when she nibbled back my dad got so angry. But ever since that day they have been best friends, the dog would…

I almost wish I had a Rice jersey so I could do this but on the other hand, super glad I don't own one.

… And from now on I will only be eating these bananas

I don't think it's so bad for Arianna Grande and her team to have a list of requirements, because

Is there a supercut of Leslie's crazy Ann compliments? I would watch that all day

Howie: KNOCK 'EM ALL DOWN!!

Heidi: Is this how you play Jenga? I don't know. I don't care!

(Personally, I am too clumsy for Jenga. Settlers of Catan all the way!)

VERY ill-fitting - why so much sock??

Jeff: Okay, watch. Do I flip my hair like this?

Katie: No, no, reach back farther